temple-of-time:

Apparently completely sleeping through puberty works out pretty well

(via ruinedchildhood)

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

(via heyfunniest)

ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

well

(Source: lon-gnome, via ruinedchildhood)

comparingmeerkats:

comparingmeerkats:

this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days 

he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine 

(Source: khaleesiofpizza, via leonmcgann)